SEO Spam Fun with Subhankar Chakraborty

5 min readFeb 8, 2017

I needed some light-relief, so I engaged with an Indian-based SEO expert…

Initial email

Hello Team,

Myself Subhankar from India a guest post service provider. Currently I do work for all niches including: business, finance,travel, insurance, technology, education, news and more. I can definitely help you out for best quality guest posts.

Guest posting has become quite common these days in the Blog and website world.A guest post provides a fresh voice and attracts attention from people.It helps in publicizing the blog/website at a bigger level.

Here I’m sending you some site:

Chamberofcommerce.com

Tweakyourbiz.com

Socialmediaweek.org

Buzzfeed.com

Lerabloge.org

Magpress.com

Lifehack.org

Above sites are just few examples. I have many more sites with high page authority and domain authority status. Also I will provide you social boosting service with your every post. There would be some Facebook, G+ Liking along with the twitter followers.

Waiting for your positive response.

Regards!

My reply

Hello Team!

Subhankar it’s amazing that you can work in all of those niches! That’s almost a niche within a niche. You are truly a niche-master. Or maybe a niche-ninja? Do you know that in the US, they pronounce it like ‘nitch’? Sheesh, it drives me crazy.

Guest posting sounds great, does Google love guest posting? I’m thinking that you could create one identical post for me, distribute it to all of the amazing sites you have access to (maybe like 1000?) and then link back to my site? Good strategy? I think so. How much would that cost me? I like white hats.

Social boosting! That sounds exciting. G+ — now that’s where the money’s at! How many twitter followers are we talking about here? What do you call them? Tweeple? Twats? Twools? Just out of interest that one really.

So, how much is this going to cost me Mr Chakraborty?

Cheers!

Mike

Subhankar’s reply

Hello Mike,

Thanks for your reply. I will provide you white hat SEO don’t worry.I have the different cost per post for my different blogs. Most of my clients send their own articles and I charge for publication fee and i.e $30 — $200 per post only.If I will write the content we charge extra $10 per article on demand.

But if you have a bulk orders then we can come up with a flat price. I’m always flexible with budget and always believe in long term business.

Guest posting is the only way to increase your website traffic.

Here I am sending you my site list with pricing details please check the attachment and let me know.

Waiting for your positive response.

Thanks !!

Subhankar

And mine

Hi again Sub! Is it ok if I call you Sub? Or how about ‘spitting lyrics like a sub-machine gun?’

Only $10 for an article? Can you and your team of crack writing-commandos write all of my content?!? I assume the english will be spot-on and the prose bereft of any overly exceptional claims?

I did not realise that guest posting is the only way to increase my website traffic. I’ve been doing things wrong for 10 years. Silly me.

That list is off the hizook. Ok, Sub, hit me with your best flat rate? I’m up for a long-term, long-distance relationship.

Cheers,

Mike

I await Sub’s response with baited breath…

Mike yes you can call me on Skype : subhankarseoconsultant I am available here any time. Yes I charge only $10 per fresh content.

You can check my sample of previous work here : https://www.rebelmouse.com/willie_robinson/hydromassage-the-therapeutic-power-of-water-2244874069.html

https://www.behance.net/gallery/48488341/Chromotherapy-Lighting-and-Its-Benefits-to-the-Body

I’ve removed a number of links

You first select the site then I can tell my flat price. Please select and let me know.

Thanks !

Sub

He’s adopted my nickname of Sub! Lovely. However, he’s almost trolling me with his refusal to get involved in any banter.

My turn…

Thanks spitting lyrics like a sub-machine gun!

I’d like buzzfeed please. All the flat rates for buzzfeed. Because, Buzzfeed. Can you get my content trending there? Where can you get my website to on Yahoo! please? I need people that are surfing the web to access my site via the information super highway.

You’re some man Sub!

Blessed wishes,

Mike