5 Incredible Motivational Messages to get you Pumped! (Updated)

Mike McGrail
2 min readMay 1, 2018

Feeling unpumped? Just look at these and you’ll be able to take on even the shittiest of tasks today. You’re welcome.

Scared of mountains? Here’s some alternatives:

A Lion. Be the Lion. Or Lioness. Rarrrrrr.

Sunrise. Be the riser, not the setter. Unless you’re a Red Setter. They’re great.

It’s a long road to motivation. You’ll probably never get there.

Motivation. Build a bridge and get over it.

Bonus Pump!

Don’t reach for the sky. Don’t reach for the stars. Reach for Uranus.

03.05My mate Fraz asked sent me this Alpaca and asked me to make a motivational message for him…

Be the sexy Alpaca in the room. F*** the well-groomed animals.

Did this pump you right up? Clap for me! Thanks. I can create motivational messages just like these, matched to your unique image tastes. Just ask. I’ll oblige.



Mike McGrail

Marketing consultant with 12+ years in the game. I work in whisky and gin marketing. It’s great. Writing about many things.